| Lam Mi Sol Ré Fa Do Rém Mi | Intro (X2) |
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| Lam Mi | On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair |
| Sol Ré | Warm smell of colitas, rising through the air |
| Fa Do | Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimering light |
| Rém Mi | My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night |
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| Lam Mi | There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell |
| Sol Ré | And I was thinking to myself : this could be heaven or this could be hell |
| Fa Do | Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way |
| Rém Mi | There were voices down the corridor ; I thought I heard them say : |
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| Fa Do | Welcome to the Hotel California |
| Mi Lam | Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a lovely face |
| Fa Do | Plenty of room at the Hotel California, |
| Rém Mi | Any time of year (any time of year), you can find it here" |
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| Lam Mi | Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz |
| Sol Ré | She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends |
| Fa Do | How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat, |
| Rém Mi | Some dance to remember, some dance to forget |
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| Lam Mi | So I called up the captain, "Please bring me my wine", He said |
| Sol Ré | We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine |
| Fa Do | And still those voices are calling from far away |
| Rém Mi | Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say : |
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| Fa Do | Welcome to the Hotel California |
| Mi Lam | Such a lovely place (such a lovely place), such a lovely face |
| Fa Do | They living it up at the Hotel California |
| Rém Mi | What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis" |
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| Lam Mi | Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice, and she said |
| Sol Ré | We are all just prisoners here, of our own device |
| Fa Do | And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast |
| Rém Mi | They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast |
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| Lam Mi | Last thing I remember, I was running for the door |
| Sol Ré | I had to find the passage back to the place I was before |
| Fa Do | Relax, said the night man, "We are programmed to receive |
| Rém Mi | You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" |
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| Lam Mi Sol Ré Fa Do Rém Mi | Fin |
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